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Roses Are Shit

Roses Are Shit

Roses Are Shit

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The Story

True love is sticking around... even when the snoring is unbearable. A brutally honest Valentine's card for the sleep-deprived romantic!

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

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True love is sticking around... even when the snoring is unbearable. A brutally honest Valentine's card for the sleep-deprived romantic!